User:Patricia/quotes

I am making a compilation of funny quotes people in IMD have said to look back at them in a few years and wonder what was wrong with our brains during this first year at KABK...

Feel free to add any quotes you want!

• "Coding is not just a language, it's a mentality" -Leo

• "CODING PARTYYYYY" -Inho

• "I'm a burpy girl" -Hasse

• "You're pibble-crazy" -Abi

• "Hasse killed Barbapapa!!!" -Abi

• "Grapefruit pussy" -Dasha & Inho

• "Infinite blank" -Ellen

• "GANG BANG? IN A CASTLE WITH THE STEAK BUFFET??" -Ihno

• "Are you a cat or a dog person?" -Meryt | "I am a person" -Leo

• "I wanna get in this marriage thing too, how do I apply?" -Meryt

• "I am a victim of the munchies" -Dasha

• "I gotta know what makes a gnome a gnome" -Alex

• "He is a singular red grape" -Abi

• "My laptop is suffering" -Dasha

• "Let bro shine" -Meryt

• "I feel a bit reppelled by the cross, not because I'm a demon" -Wojtek

• "Do I look heterosexual person?" -Inho | "That's the gayest question ever" -Wojtek

• "ˢʰᵘᵗᵗʰᵉᶠᵘᶜᵏᵘᵖ" -Inho

• "I feel like a twitch streamer. EINS IN THE CHAT, EINS IN THE CHAT!" -Florian

• "Allora!.." -Emma

• "Hasse nooo! Please don't turn into cheese!" -Patricia

• "My finger broke off, do you have any super glue?" -Floris

• "Have you seen my white head?" -Jore

• "It's me! I'm Diddy Kong!" -Wojtek

• "You're a witch, bitch!" -Hasse

• "I don't have anymore ins to lock" -Abi

• "The longer I stay here the less fucks I give" -Hasse

• "This school made me demon" -Meryt

• "Are you fucking under the table?" -Meryt | "Only toe-fucking" -Dasha | "That's more freaky than normal fucking" -Wojtek

• "Jesus is not only on Christmas, Jesus is all year round" -Wojtek | "Jesus is a lifestyle" -Dasha

• "The roof is peeing!" -Meryt

• "You look like a bean bag" -Floris

• "She's like, between a cat and a hamster, emotionally" -Dasha

• "A little down syndrome on the face is perfect" -Siddharta

• "I don't want to objectify Hasse, but I bet she would make a great sandwich" -Dasha

• "Where's my eye??" -Hasse

• "I love black balls" -Floris

• "We're always running out of time in IMD" -Patricia

• "Do you wanna smoke me?" -Meryt

• "I'm going through shit" -Sokratis | "What shit?" -Floris | "Failure." -Sokratis

• "Nazi aftertaste with a hint of fruit" -Abi

• "My mama says I'm smart for a country girl" *american accent* -Floris

• "Dasha and I are long lost..." -Sokratis

• "Can I have one of your balls?" -Abi

• "He's a pretty rocky guy" -Patricia

• "What can I say? I'm a fruity guy, I love fruity sweets" -Wojtek

• "I was once married to a Romanian. Never again, but everybody makes mistakes" -Janine

• "Scooters are so cool, I'm scooter-addicted" -Florian

• "I'm glad that you made it, you were fighting the wind with your muscle-power" -Florian

• "If you get real quiet, you can hear our uteruses whisper to each other" -Dasha

• "Okay party people!" -Florian

• "I have a lot of recommendations, from fine dining to... trash." -Florian

• "You want my cold curry from the sack??" -Hasse

• "Let's don't die" -Patricia

• "We all thought you were dying, and it was really funny" -Meryt

• "Ahh, your toe is on my nose!" -Hasse

• "I like piss a lot" -Inho

• "I feel my frontal lobe developing right now" -Wojtek

• "What would Kaloyan do?" -Wojtek | "In other words, WWKD?" -Ipek

• "I love how IMD is becoming a joke" -Sokratis

• "Dick piercing? I wonder..." -Floris

• "She has no fun?!" -Random man on the escalator

• "Did you suffer at all? Or is it just me suffering for you?" -Meryt

• "It's so bouncy" -Hasse | "It's so creamy" -Hester | "I wish I was a dog" -Meryt

• "Sometimes it's good to be a pushover" -Patricia

• "This is so hydrating. Hi, drating!" -Abi

• "Who has a cigarette for this fine young man? ...not too quick everyone" -Siddharta

• "Has InDesign killed you?" -Patricia

• "We went from throwing snowballs to throwing eggs, gotta stay creative" -Meryt

• "Photoshop is hostile towards normal people" -ChatGPT

• "My cock my choice" -Ipek

• "Peek birthday activity: disappear into a forest for a few hours, no phone, climb a tree and ponder" -Dasha

• "Guys I heard Jeffrey Epstein is getting cancelled" -Dasha | "Oh no, I was waiting for his last album" -Wojtek

• "You can come with a vasectomy" -Ipek | "But is it cum or glorified pee?" -Sokratis

• "What is the "my cock my choice" sign in our class? What is the story? Farmers protest???" -Wojtek | "That's Ipek's new law" -Dasha

• "I'm wanted by the FBI, I was swearing a bit too loudly apparently" -Abi

• "I've been working my ass off at work" -Alex | "Oh no, I want to protect your ass!" -Inho

• "I don't know where that came from, I'm not a reliable source" -Alex